Typical Comments Heard at a Rehabber's House . . . .
"Ummm, that smells good, what's for breakfast?? Oh, it's not MY breakfast, the scrambled eggs are for the crows??"
"But I don't rehab raccoons, so that is not MY raccoon washing in the garden pond."
"I'm not rehabbing anymore – I quit – I don't know why I do this to myself. . . "
"Man, I'm starving. Is there any people food in the house?"
"Oh, what a cute little — geez, that thing has teeth!"
"Can you believe the gall of that grocery store clerk saying he wouldn't come to my house for dinner if I asked him. Like I'd cook these six packages of chicken livers just for him – hummpf!"
"Your mother is coming?? Not here she's not! Look at this house. She already thinks I'm a lunatic. Can you imagine what she will say when she sees what is on the kitchen counter staring back at her!"
"Oh boy, the mealworms came in the mail today - yippee!!"
"Hey honey, the opossum that got loose left you a [present] in your chair."